i wonder what the purpleman tell his friends about his love life, but they have given him an artificial pussy and porn on dvd for his 30th birthday...
the artificial pussy is plastic and comes with a lubricant. it reminds me of chikuwa, because that's what it's shaped like. and it has a soft, elastic-y feel. very impressive, but i think it might be a bit too small for my man. his friends underestimate him!
we watch one episode of porn, which features "helicopter man" in all sorts of acrobatic positions. the actor is balding, and yet he has a mullet.
